Contact FAQs

Thanks for reading this page, here’s some helpful advice before you contact me.

I really do enjoy hearing from people and it’s always nice to feel appreciated. It can also motivate me to update something on the website but please read these FAQs first before you contact me.

They are organized by topic, but the Contact Form Terms & Conditions apply regardless of the topic.

Contact Form Terms & Conditions

If you contact me with:

  • an unsolicited backlink-like request without a fair and reasonable commercial offer
  • any work-related request instead of using Linked In (reminder, this is a personal website)
  • a guest post request (no, I do not do allow ‘guest’ posts)
  • a proposal to do website, app, development
  • an outreach to do SEO, marketing, or similar
  • anything that a reasonable person would consider SPAM

I will:

  • report your email to your ISP, web host, or company as SPAM
  • report you to your employer and refuse to ever do business with you
  • post your email address publicly to attract SPAM email (seriously)
  • (may) write a VERY negative article on how bad your product / service is (with no link to you).

Please think it over carefully before you email me with yet another generic request for me to update my site with a backlink to your article, outreach to do marketing for me, etc. If you still don’t understand, then please don’t click this link.

There is a fee payable by PayPal or bitcoin for the removal of your email address if you spam me. This fee is non-negotiable and at a minimum is US$250 or an equivalent donation to a reputable charity.  If you want, your company can be invoiced. These terms and the fact you acknowledged acceptance in the form, and your message will be supplied as evidence that payment is due.

For the removal of doubt, requests for product or website reviews, if framed as a proper commercial ask, with an upfront offer of compensation, do not risk violating these terms.

Business / Work-Related

This is my personal website. If your email is business or work-related, you must try and contact me on Linked In. If it is regarding Joshua’s position as a Non-Executive Director (NED) on various ASX listed companies, you must contact the Company Secretary of the relevant company.

CF Lowcock

No, I am not interested in buying any artwork from CF Lowcock. I am no relation and not an art collector. I also can’t help with appraising his artwork. Please do not ask, this is a non-negotiable position. You can contact me via the form with information about CF Lowcock just don’t try to sell me his paintings, prints, art.

Lowcock’s Lemonade

I don’t sell Lowcock’s Lemonade and I can’t help you find it or the recipe. I am not related to the product(s). I only started the page as several friends from the UK told me about Lowcock’s Lemonade which led to my research.

If you have photos of Lowcock’s Lemonade memorabilia, stories, etc. I am happy to post them on the site. That also holds true for anything else related to the Lowcock surname as part of my Lowcock Family History Research.

The Internet Archive/Wayback Machine

No, I cannot delete or help you delete your website from the Internet Archive. I don’t work there.

Linking to this Website

Please feel free to link to any page on this site. You don’t have to contact me first, but I do like it when people let me know. I sometimes have content I have not yet posted, so your emails motivate me to update pages.

I understand people want backlinks, but I do not link to a website, app, etc. without actually using, knowing something about the service, and genuinely wanting to link to it. I categorically do not allow ‘guest’ posts and this is non-negotiable. If you ask me to backlink, feign that “you or your readers may like this article” that counts as spam and will get your email on the wall of shame. If you want to pay me to write an article, review, or for a backlink, that can be discussed.

Product / Site/ App Reviews

If you want me to review something, please contact me. I will disclose any review. For transparency, a paid review is any form of compensation whether that’s receiving a product for free or paying me a fee.

Technical Support

I do not provide technical support for the Verizon G3100 or the E3200. I don’t work for Verizon. I also do not provide technical support for any of the various “How to and Tech Tip” articles. Sorry.

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